Latest Funny Hindi Jokes – Petrol Price Funny Jokes – Petrol Price Funny Memes
petrol aur deejal ke bhaab kam nahin kar sakate to
kilomeetar vaale patthar paas-paas laga do
gaadee evarej jyaada degee😜😆😆
ghabarae nahin…
1 leetar pretrol ke daam mein
2 leetar doodh aa raha hai,
doodh peekar saeekil chalaayen,
sehat banae, aatmanirbhar bhaarat banaen 😆😆
ab aap shaadee ke shagun mein
101 ₹ ke badale 1 leetar petrol
bhee de sakate hain😜😆😆
ek honahaar aurat pahalee baar
ekateeva lekar petrol pamp gayee .
aurat ne petrol vaale se poochha –
petrol kitane roopaye litar hai ?
1 honhar aurat pahli bar Activa lekar petrol pump gyi.
Aurat ne petrol wale se pucha : Petrol kitne Rupee liter hai ?
Petrol Wala: 70 rs/Liter hai.
Aurat : Thik bhav lagao bhaiya,
Tumhare bagal wala to 63 Rs. me 1 liter de rha hai.
Ghor Sannata…😜😆😆
paidal chalana chhodakar paas kee dukaan se
cheenee, pattee, gutaka, laane,
aur to aur najadeek sadak se
pavva laane vaalon ne jab se do minat kee dooree ke lie bhee baeek,
skootee se daudana shuroo kiya hai,
tab se paitrol 100 rs leetar kee aur bhaagana shuroo ho chuka hai. 😜😆😆
Sab Petrol ke price badhne par gussa ho rhe hai,
Par iske piche ki wajah kisi ko nahi pata…
2014 ki Baat hai,
Saudi arab ka ek neta jiska naam –
“Al baruki Bagdida khalif Gilafi ul ustrfa kher khistini chul bakstuni” tha.
Pahele ye batao, Pura naam kyo nahi padha?
Tumko to kuch batana hi bekar hai.
Jao ab nahi banana.. 🤔😂🤣
gaadee banaane vaalon ko
ab petrol tankee kee saij chhotee kar denee
👇
chaahie taaki tankee phul karaane ka ahasaas bana rahen
aajakal log meree post ko ignor aise karate hain,,
😏😡😏
jaise petrol, deejal aur elapeejee ke daam maine hee badhavae hain..!!!
mahanga petrol @ 95/-
maheene ka 30 leetar ×95/- = 2850/-
sasta petrol @ 80/-
maheene ka 30 leetar ×80/- = 2400/-
2850-2400= 450/-
450/- ke lie pee.em. badal den???
sher ko paalana to mahanga hee padata hai
par isaka matalab ye nahee ki sher bech kar
gadha khareed liya jaen🤔😂🤣
jeevan mein kabhee kisee ko
chhota nahin samajhana chaahie….
ab deejal ko hee dekhalo
petrol se aage nikal gaya 😂🤣
ladaka… agar mai injeeniyar hota to aisee gaadee banaata
ladakee…. kaisee gaadee banaate🤔
ladaka…. jo petrol ke daam sunakar bhee bhaagane lagatee😂🤣
shaadee karogee mujhase??
nahin.
dekho! bahut pyaar karata hoon tumase!
nahin.
10 leetar petrol doonga.
aaee lav yoo too deeyar!!!
😰😰😰😰😰😰
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